Dear friends, who doesn’t like films from the 90s?. This is ours after all
childhood, emotions. The little viewer needed a little so that
evoke admiration or sympathy for the hero. Therefore the worst
We took B movies for granted. And you can’t do everything
blame it on the remnants of that time in terms of technology and general
primitiveness of the pictures, considering that the film is from the 90s. And at that time there were
your pearls. Both in terms of plot and technology. But not now
this. I would like to devote time to the bi-movie. Yes yes, those same ones
films where Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, Seagal and so on played
further. For now we are shown a fresh piece of stale calla lilies
which is presented as a reference to the classics of the 90s. Or rather it became
presents. Actually it’s not like that. Now let’s find out what’s wrong
Sly got it in “ixpendibulse”.
Well, first of all, the most important thing is the plot. Seriously. Stallone
managed to make not just a bad plot that should have been,
and he would suit everyone. He did very very very bad and
illogical plot. Even I didn’t expect such a setup. No guys
seriously, why wasn’t he happy with this option that they just
they come to the island and take everyone away? It would be fun and
pointless. And it turns out that it’s not fun at all and it’s simple
annoys. For what. Why the hell did this woman give in to him??? No you don’t
understand, I’m very glad that they took everything there. But I wouldn’t mind it
it would be annoying if it was done just for the sake of Bruce Willis and
his assignments! And not for the sake of some kind of scum that is worse than Sarah’s legs
Jessica Parker. In principle, if we reveal the “deep philosophical
intention" of this plot device, then this is a way to show that the hero
there is a soul and faith in goodness and something human… but fuck it.
what kind of faith is there in goodness and humanity if they are on this island
take away the fucking republican army?? Yes, this is not necessary
absolutely perfect for the movie. This is not perceived at all by the viewer and
just freezing it out. She’s probably just a whore who got beaten up
Stalin, but so as not to drag around the courts, he invited her to the film.
In short, I was expecting anything, but not this. It was really bad.
What else has Sly failed to https://rembrandt-casino.co.uk/login/ achieve… hmm. No, no, let’s do this. What’s the most
the main thing in an action film? Action say you and you will be absolutely right. A
now guess what, he didn’t shoot shit in this movie. Who said
Action gets a lollipop and starts sucking it. I’m not exaggerating. To
this somehow the effect of a shaky camera was also annoying except in
green zone with Matthew Damon. Not only is the camera shaking, but
the editing is also awesome. If there is a fight, then it is at least 4 people,
that is, they fight in pairs, so to speak. The installation is such that every
5 fucking seconds the frame changes characters and they are all dressed the same and
there’s a dick there, understand who is fighting with whom, when and for what. But justice
for the sake of it, it’s worth noting that the fatting scenes themselves were actually staged
not bad. That is, if there is a fight it is very good, if there is a shootout
then everything is also according to the rules. But because of the fucking camera and poor editing
it’s impossible to enjoy it all.
The third failure of this film is definitely the lack of excitement. Tobish
sane humor. Despite the fact that half of the responsibility for this is taken by
Russian dubbing itself, the film doesn’t justify it. One funny joke
with names, and a funny moment in the original but ruined in the dubbing
when Sly says you’re welcome, which in the dub was translated as
forget it. No comments. The rest of the jokes are in the style of Asians are not people,
she’s not your type, no wait you’re not her type, no she’s not
according to your taste and so on. What a pity.
Speaking of dubbing. When will we understand that we simply MUST
swear into the microphone. Or show movies with subtitles. I already
I’m tired of hearing from mercenaries and military men the words damn, damn you’re a fool and
etc. This is also very bad and greatly spoiled the impression.
Well, the last movie fails are of course the absurdity of the situations,
absolute, ridiculous parodies of Tarantino’s dialogues (personally I think so
it seemed), cute Mickey Rourke (fucked up completely), stupid cunt
which spoils the whole film, a bunch of blunders related to the unreality of what is happening,
the illogicality of the actions of the characters, especially Stallone and Eric Roberts.
Well and most importantly. I don’t fucking understand what anyone’s name is in this
film! That is, the characters are so faceless that I just don’t
heard their names. I remember that they called it Stathem. AND
All. This is fucked up guys.
But what are all the pros and cons?. There are bright sides too. For example
soundtrack. Not chic, but classic rock is doing its job again and
fits very well with the story. Still pleased with the company
gathered in this film. There is no acting as such, but that’s all
did the rest as it should. Thanks for that at least. Well that’s all
perhaps.
Ixpendibuls is still a chance to return even to the 80s if you don’t
I want to rewatch Rimbaud. But after watching it once as a child, you
I don’t think I’d want to watch it a second time. It’s so
one-time pastime, what time is spent on it, it is possible and not
conduct. Grade 5/10. Not at all necessary. I’m like a fan
Almost all of these guys were expecting something completely different. But if you love blood,
stalonna and all that for you here. A couple of worthwhile moments there after all
There is. The classic never returned. Let them learn from Rodriguez. A
while we are fed modern B-movies with JAAHUENNEN ambitions. It’s a pity.
What a pity. Go check out the team.